A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
“We have better things to do. We realize life is not just a dress rehearsal and if you realize it, you don't… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
“If I had to sum up my philosophy of fuckness in a few words so I could cram it on a bumper… — Andersen Prunty Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that… — Laurence Tribe Copy Share Image
“The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have? — Gregg Rogell Copy Share Image
“There was a car in front of me driving all conservatively, and then, lo and behold, I saw that he had a… — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
Every time I see the bumper sticker that says “We think we’re humans having spiritual experiences, but we’re really spirits having human… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I implore you, I entreat you and I challenge you to speak with conviction. To say what you believe in a manner… — Taylor Mali Copy Share Image
You know the people who have the bumper stickers that say "Windows 95 = Mac '89"? These are the faithful, and I… — Jean-Louis Gassee Copy Share Image
During President George W. Bush's two terms, you couldn't drive far without seeing a particular bumper sticker: Dissent is the highest form… — Monica Crowley Copy Share Image
President Obama's version of America is a divided one - pitting us against each other based on our income level, gender, and… — Mia Love Copy Share Image
I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
I see the whole field of environmentalis m and population as nothing more than the survival of the human species. I have… — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
“I bet you've seen the fundamentalist bumper sticker that says, "God said it! I believe it! That settles it!" It must be… — Robert M. Price Copy Share Image
If you are explaining, you're losing. It's a bumper sticker culture. People have to get it like that, and if they don't,… — Lawrence Lessig Copy Share Image
“If you’re such a shallow person that a goddamn bumper sticker can sum up your beliefs, then Jesus Christ, are you even… — Jason Myers Copy Share Image
Talking points aren't going to help the viewers understand something better. They're about as useful as bumper sticker slogans. — Margaret Brennan Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're texting and driving and the car in front of you has a bumper sticker that says 'don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Their bumper sticker read GUN CONTROL IS MIND CONTROL. In situations like this, you want to stick close to people in right-wing… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used as a thick bumper sticker. Then if you get in a crash, you can blame it on… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross Copy Share Image
A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' It's a lot better than… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
There's a kind of decadence about all this: If 9/11 was really an inside job, you wouldn't be driving around with a… — Mark Steyn Copy Share Image
A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, 'Seriously, I'd rather be working' .” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“I don’t care how much you know—until I know how much you care! —Insightful bumper sticker” — Howard John Clinebell Copy Share Image
When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
