Bumper sticker Quote by Gregor Collins

“We’re all going to die. Most of us will leave no mark of our existence behind what-so-ever. Not a stain or a smudge or…

— Oliver Tidy

“Of course you would, Mitt," Reagan said. "Well, I’m glad we understand each other, and I think your father would be proud of you…

— John Barnes

I've always viewed Mitt Romney as a very conservative person.

— Jason Chaffetz

Enough Americans saw fit to give president Obama a second term. I don't think there will be many people keeping their Romney/Ryan bumper stickers…

— Henry Rollins

“the patriotic or religious bumper stickers always seem to be on the biggest, most disgustingly selfish vehicles driven by the ugliest, most inconsiderate and…

— David Foster Wallace

He spent more time on the road to Damascus than a Syrian camel driver. And we thought nobody could fill John Kerry's flip-flops! ...…

— Mike Huckabee

“Mitt Romney's first interview with Zombie Reagan: Mitt Romney came in with cheerful assurance, because he wasn’t capable of anything else. “Let me first…

— John Barnes

You run an ad claiming that [Mitt] Romney is an absolute unfeeling, mean-spirited animal hater because in the example they gave he put his…

— Rush Limbaugh

Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?

— Bill Maher

When they [Democrats] running all these ads that are characterizing [Mitt] Romney as a rich, insensitive, out of touch, aloof nerd who loved having…

— Rush Limbaugh

I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.

— David Letterman

“Mitt Romney is the American Borat”

— Bernard Whitman