Quote by Kanye West

Here in New York City you can now walk around smoking weed and all they will do if they see you is write you…

— David Letterman

Boeing is working on an invisible fighter jet so nobody can see who's flying it. Didn't George Bush fly this in the National Guard,…

— Craig Kilborn

If you can read this bumper sticker you are driving too close.

— Anonymous

I'm flying everywhere in my private jet.

— Keith Morris

Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, 'Where did the creator of The Jetsons go, and why hasn't he done something…

— Jimmy Fallon

Niggas claiming to be Jetplanes but they not, pay homage the founder in the house kid, a MILF hunter ask yo' mama, she can…

— Anonymous

It's great to have a private jet. Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn't great is lying to you.

— Oprah Winfrey

“I have the soul of a private jet owner, and the life of a public transportation rider. It's a real tragedy.”

— John Green

I didn't want people to say: Stelios does everything on the cheap at work, and in private he lives in the lap of luxury.…

— Stelios Haji-Ioannou

It's definitely personal to me when it comes to the New York Jets. I'm a Jet for life.

— Darrelle Revis

Having been on a private jet only two or three times, it's one of life's great luxuries.

— Damian Lewis

The flight to long I got a bed on the jet, the guns are drawn and I aint talkin bout a sketch

— Lil Wayne