Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'm of the mindset that most people who have kids are, which is, 'Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm… — David Cross Copy Share Image
It probably does make it more difficult to enjoy a good laugh at someone who's onstage, seemingly yelling at you. But I'm… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'd like to think that I'm not just making the point that I'm an atheist over and over, but that I explore… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I stand by everything I said. I absolutely can defend my material, and I take issue with people who say, "It's just… — David Cross Copy Share Image
If there are a couple of adjectives people use to describe me, anger is usually in there. I've never taken that as… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way… — David Cross Copy Share Image
In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide,… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross Copy Share Image
There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative. And the… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the… — David Cross Copy Share Image
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and it's pointed… — David Cross Copy Share Image
You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I was in Antwerp - which, I had about 20 shows left at that point - and a guy said, "That's Dave Attell's." Also,… — David Cross Copy Share Image
