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“I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.”

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I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.

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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

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There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.

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I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.

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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

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You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

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While the other guy's sleeping? I'm working. While the other guy's eatin'? I'm working.

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The average estimate themselves by what they do, the above average by what they are.

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Most of us form estimates of our intelligence, wisdom, and moral fiber that are considerably higher than an objective estimate would warrant; no doubt…

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Everybody thinks their website is above average.

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I've never really viewed myself as particularly talented. I've viewed myself as slightly above average in talent.

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