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“I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.” quote by David Cross — Download Open image

“I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.”

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That old man dies prematurely whose memory records no benefits conferred. They only have lived long who have lived virtuously.

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I won the seat of Oxley largely on an issue that has resulted in me being called a racist. That issue related to my comment that Aboriginals received more benefits than non-Aboriginals.

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