Foundation Quote by Gabriel Iglesias

“I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that.”

Gabriel Iglesias

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[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.

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Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he…

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I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.

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My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.

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I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.

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I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.

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Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling

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I was not the popular kid in school.

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My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.

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We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.

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Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!!

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Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.

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Love is the foundation from which your decisions about your life should be made.

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You can't have the fruits without the roots. It's the principle of sequencing: Private Victories proceed Public Victories. Self-mastery and self-discipline are the foundation…

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A face is too slight a foundation for happiness.

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In comparative terms, there's no poverty in America by a long shot. Heritage Foundation political scientist Robert Rector has worked up figures showing that when the official U.S. measure of poverty was developed in 1963, a poor American family had an income twenty-nine times greater than the average per capita income in the rest of the world. An individual American…

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Trust is the foundation of real teamwork (there is nothing touchy-feely about this).

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A loving family provides the foundation children need to succeed.

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Everyone who makes music is a good collaborator at their foundation because in order to make music, you have to connect to it in…

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The laws keep up their credit, not by being just, but because they are laws; 'tis the mystic foundation of their authority; they have…

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I was raised playing music in coffeehouses and I feel that was the foundation for my career. I think it is important that we…

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The foundation of the Christian's peace is everlasting; it is what no time, no change can destroy. It will remain when the body dies; it will remain when the mountains depart and the hills shall be removed, and when the heavens shall be rolled together as a scroll. The fountain of His comfort shall never be diminished, and the stream…

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