Cake Quote by Gabriel Iglesias Download Open image “I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.” — Gabriel Iglesias ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cake Cake Tonight Die Tomorrow Dies Knowing Piece of cake Pieces Tomorrow Tonight Want Wanting to die
If I died tomorrow, I would regret losing one thing. It wouldn't be life, or laughter, or family, it would be to know that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The cake had a trick candle that wouldn't go out, so I didn't get my wish. Which was just that it would always be… — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it. — Lesley Boone Copy Share Image
You cannot have a cake and eat it too. Either you eat it, or you have it. — Zygmunt Bauman Copy Share Image
Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too. Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? — Babloo Copy Share Image
It's bullshit that I have to wait for a special occasion to eat cake. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now I am in the place I call this wide wide Heaven because it includes all my simplest desires but also the most humble… — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. — Ludwig Erhard Copy Share Image
You can’t bake a cake without getting the kitchen messy. Halfway through surgery it looks like there’s been a murder in the operating room.… — Price Pritchett Copy Share Image
A lot of people are programmed to think, 'Oh, I want to do this, but I also want this.' It's like they want everything.… — Metro Boomin Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday To Me,I just turned twenty three(23),I want a new Puppy, And I'll name it Julie:) Chocolate cake anyone all I have leftover,,,… — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
It's strange because pandan cake isn't hard to make but yet it can only be bought in Singapore. — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
“I bring the leftovers to rehearsal, and Ms. Albright lets us have a cake picnic on the stage. And by cake picnic, I mean… — Becky Albertalli Copy Share Image
Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
“We went for a walk on College Street and popped into Coco's for a snack. There, I revealed my future, much like the exquisitely… — Amy Rosen Copy Share Image
The three of us just try put our heads down and stay creative. The awards truly are just cake. It's one of those things… — Hillary Scott Copy Share Image
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