Drinking Quote by Gabriel Iglesias Download Open image “If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.” — Gabriel Iglesias ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drinking Guy I can Ifs Should
Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
The woman that I would try, is happy with a good guy. But I've been drinking so much Imma call her anyway. — Drake Copy Share Image
The other guys drink, but they don't drink anywhere near what I used to. And I think they're slightly respectful of the fact that… — Graham Coxon Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to find another thing that's wrong with me, but I'm such a nice person, and I have a couple of drinks… — Tracey Emin Copy Share Image
I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it. — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
I feel like if you wanna be sober and you can't handle being around someone who drinks, then don't do it. — Brandi Glanville Copy Share Image
I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
At first I had to hate the guy you dumped me for. Now I want to buy him a drink and say Thanks Buddy! — Bill Steinhour Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“We were still twirling around the tiny parking lot when the neighbors screamed 'Happy New Year'. Unfortunately we weren't sober enough to realize that… — Kaitlin Scott Copy Share Image
There is an idea that you can take the spiritual teachings of a religion outside of a religion and practice them; these ideas are… — Seyyed Hossein Nasr Copy Share Image
I wasn’t like, boo hoo, Bin Laden’s dead, but I wasn’t jumping. America’s a very nationalistic country, and in episodes like that of his… — Jeremy Scahill Copy Share Image
I guess that's the point of drinking, to take all the feelings and thoughts and morals away until you are just a body doing… — Anita Shreve Copy Share Image
This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and once in… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
And it´s so different for a lot of people I´ve known. One partner doesn´t love the other enough to stop drinking, or gambling, or… — Alma Katsu Copy Share Image
Drinking champagne after making love is like taking a bath in chilled pearls. — Anistatia R. Miller Copy Share Image