All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week... It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Every time you talk about politics or religion, know that the moment you open your mouth you're isolating 50% of your audience,… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
The first time I watched [Keith] Olbermann, his opening monologue, I completely changed the way I approached my radio show. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
When you do an hour and a half and you destroy, like tonight was great. I had an awesome time. I realized… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
[George Carlin] was obsessive about time; he was obsessive compulsive about his material and making things shorter and more perfect. He did… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
There was never a moment in George Carlin's career where he dipped below an A+. When he came out with the "Hippie… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I think, here's what I've realized from interviewing people, and I've been very open about my Catholicism and my love of Christ and I… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I'm telling you, I could teach at a university, [George] Carlin, a whole semester. The construction and deconstruction of the words, the language, the… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just, confounding. When… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I remember I used to go to The Laugh Factory and just goof off onstage, and then I'd see Dane Cook. He did a… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I didn't want to fight a guy from England. What if I lose? Not that English guys aren't strong, but who wants to get… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week... It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
If there are 1,500 people in a theater and they're all there to see you, there are no other guys. You're the guy. So… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I'm a comic because I don't want to do the nine-to-five, I have to modify that and say I'm a comic because I have… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
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