Bad Quote by Randall Munroe

When comics are in the room, people have a tendency to try to make them laugh. That doesn't really make you funnier. It makes…

— Jermaine Fowler

There is no decision to be more or less comic. I don't feel more or less humorous in my day-to-day. These things are accidental.

— Alexis Taylor

Every now and then you'll say something that didn't quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why…

— Brad Williams

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

— Dane Cook

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

— Rita Mae Brown

I'm not a mean comic, I don't want to turn anybody off - I just want to give a point of view or my…

— Gary Owens

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of…

— Carrot Top

To be a comic, you must reveal yourself in your most grotesque nudity. And it's only then, when the truth gets told, when the…

— Melissa Leo

Laughs, just laughs. It's the only motivation of a comic.

— Ari Shaffir

If you're going to take a risk as a comic, make sure it's surrounded by other things that you're certain are funny.

— Fred Willard

I don't care about offending people. That just doesn't excite me. There are some comics that love it and they love pushing the boundaries…

— Nate Bargatze

What we do as comics can be a service to people. It can make them laugh and take their mind off their problems for…

— Lisa Lampanelli