Jokes Quote by Curly Download Open image “Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.” — Curly ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes
Hi there, Im a human being! What are you? Id insult you right now¦ But I was raised NOT to make fun of the… — Solomon Copy Share Image
I couldn't believe it. It was unbelievable, that's why. My face was like a frozen fish finger. All rigid and pale. (But obviously not… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
If you find a fork on your way when you are in need of a spoon, take it to give someone who is in… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I burn a lot of stuff. My son, bless his heart, eats it anyway. But he makes a face! — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
To cause the face to appear in a mass of flame make use of the following: mix together thoroughly petroleum, lard, mutton tallow and… — Harry Houdini Copy Share Image
In all feats of fire-eating it should be noted that the head is thrown well back, so that the flame may pass out of… — Harry Houdini Copy Share Image
It took me a little while to remember how to use a fork. You know, we don't use forks in the penitentiary. You get… — Anthony Ray Hinton Copy Share Image
Laugh youre heart out, Dance in the rain. Cherish The Moment, Ignore the pain, Live, Laugh, Love, forgive and forget. Lifes too Short To… — Curly Copy Share Image
My teacher told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grow up. I wrote down happy. When I showed it… — Curly Copy Share Image
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable¦ But looking at you¦that is just illegal!!! — Curly Copy Share Image
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering. — Curly Copy Share Image
Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: Its surely the past tense. — Curly Copy Share Image
A book is like a treasure chest¦. You open it, and the words are the treasures. If you sleep with your book under your… — Curly Copy Share Image
Life is like a video game, except we dont have extra lives, retries, pause or continues A creative life is a fulfilling life¦ as… — Curly Copy Share Image
A book is like carrying a garden in your pocket. It always is full of life, new smells, and new things to see. Always… — Curly Copy Share Image
Everybody wants happiness nobody wants pain. But you cant hav a rainbow without a little rain. — Curly Copy Share Image
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait thats your face. — Curly Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
