Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove. — Ralph Wiggum Parenting Copy Share Image
When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you Principal Skinner! — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked… — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay, my… — Ralph Wiggum Dream Copy Share Image
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there. — Ralph Wiggum Medicine Copy Share Image
I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Dear wife, if I could take but one treasure with me to the next life, it would be your tender kiss. — Ralph Wiggum Life Copy Share Image
Mrs krabbapple and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked… — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a brighter future for America. I'm Ralph Wiggum,… — Ralph Wiggum Brighter future Copy Share Image
Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Dear madam, would you put a price on the air we breathe, or the providence that sustains us? — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. — Ralph Wiggum Swing Set Copy Share Image
