Quote by Ralph Wiggum Download Open image “Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.” — Ralph Wiggum ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Let me do the talking, but follow my lead," said the Doctor. "You're my assistant. Your area of expertise is car mechanics." "But I… — Mark Speed Copy Share Image
I was probably the one who tattled on the class clown. To get in good with the teachers. — Christine Lavin Copy Share Image
I was really a charmer; I was the guy who would get to the office, the principal would sit me down and within 10… — Patrick J. Adams Copy Share Image
I was a rebellious student, called up in assembly almost every week for some misdemeanour, lots of time on the Headmistress's office for what… — Hilary Farr Copy Share Image
I was definitely the kid in the back of the class with his head down the whole time not wanting to speak up and… — Washed Out Copy Share Image
“He knocked politely and entered the principal’s office with his dad face in full effect. He put his hand on my shoulder in a… — Charlotte Leonetti Copy Share Image
You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he drives me around when I get sh*t-hammered. — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
I was sitting in the classroom trying to look intelligent in case the teacher looked at me. — Elton John Copy Share Image
Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you Principal Skinner! — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay, my turn is… — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image