Listen here, you beautiful bitch. I'm about to fuck you up with some truth. — Kenny Powers Bitch Copy Share Image
Smashing a brick through a f*cking dudes window is nothing compared to the things Ive done. Ive killed people. — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
If you wont listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet. — Kenny Powers Dance Copy Share Image
Dudes got d*ck for style. Hes got no showmanship or personal pizzazz. Its like watching a f*cking pitching machine. — Kenny Powers Baseball Copy Share Image
Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to be strangled by no one at all. — Kenny Powers Strangled Copy Share Image
Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster than f**k. So that is why I… — Kenny Powers Ball Copy Share Image
I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the bar, the titty club, and every dumb… — Kenny Powers Grocery store Copy Share Image
I have been blessed with many things in this life an arm like a damn rocket, a c*ck like a burmese python,… — Kenny Powers Blessed Copy Share Image
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights,… — Kenny Powers Darkest hour Copy Share Image
“There have been many great comebacks throughout history. Jesus was dead but then came back as an all-powerful god zombie. Ryan O’Neal… — Kenny Powers Comebacks Copy Share Image
Sure, Ive been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, Im not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country… — Kenny Powers Patriotism Copy Share Image
I am talking about me. I want these are questions about me personally as a superstar. You know, you got this moment… — Kenny Powers Asking a question Copy Share Image
I'm trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? I'm just disappointed with my own arm, and how… — Kenny Powers Trying hard Copy Share Image
Reminds me of why Im here in the first place. A quest is nuthin if you got no one to brag about… — Kenny Powers Adventure Copy Share Image
Never in a million years would I imagine myself being in Mexico. After all, who would? Most Mexicans spend the bulk of… — Kenny Powers Mexicans Copy Share Image
Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I think about it, and that image, that… — Kenny Powers Happiness Copy Share Image
Yeah, Im sure they got sluts in Tampa. But I didnt go there, wet puss. I went to Mexico on an epic,… — Kenny Powers Failure Copy Share Image
Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now. I just have a very hard time… — Kenny Powers Expressing emotions Copy Share Image
Im trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? Im just disappointed with my own arm, and how… — Kenny Powers Trying so hard Copy Share Image
But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from you forever. So at this time I… — Kenny Powers Art Copy Share Image
Look here you beautiful bitch. I'm about to fuck you up with some truth. — Kenny Powers Beauty Copy Share Image
If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there are two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer. — Kenny Powers Cancer Copy Share Image
I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back into practical game condition. — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you gotta beat the man. I learned the… — Kenny Powers Learning Copy Share Image
Besides getting shot on the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler… — Kenny Powers Getting shot Copy Share Image
Oddly enough, the people here arent that different from the ones back home, when you get past the lack of interest in… — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money, and I bought… — Kenny Powers Money Copy Share Image
Are you ready to learn some next level sh*t? From this moment on you guys are no longer little kids you are… — Kenny Powers Champion Copy Share Image
You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he drives me around when I get sh*t-hammered. — Kenny Powers Driving Copy Share Image
I could use somebody like you. Just do all my bullsh*t, my f*cking running around. Then I could just have to focus… — Kenny Powers Running Copy Share Image
“There have been many great comebacks throughout history. Jesus was dead but then came back as an all-powerful god zombie. Ryan O’Neal… — Kenny Powers Comebacks Copy Share Image
A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before. You know thats how the plague started… — Kenny Powers Plague Copy Share Image
The humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it making sh*tloads of money, having expensive, luxurious things. That way… — Kenny Powers Money Copy Share Image
