Dream Quote by Ralph Wiggum

My face is on fire.

— Ralph Wiggum

Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove.

— Ralph Wiggum

I caught a white apple.

— Ralph Wiggum

When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you Principal Skinner!

— Ralph Wiggum

Clouds are God's sneezes.

— Ralph Wiggum

That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

— Ralph Wiggum

My finger has a heartbeat!

— Ralph Wiggum

Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

— Ralph Wiggum

My knob tastes funny.

— Ralph Wiggum

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.

— Ralph Wiggum

I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch.

— Ralph Wiggum

I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.

— Ralph Wiggum