Quote by Ralph Wiggum

Mrs krabbapple and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

— Ralph Wiggum

“The My Real Babies frightened her,”

— Sherry Turkle

“Baby toys were left at my door. Either someone’s trying to get my attention, or I have the attention span of an infant.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Psychologists John and Sandra Condry asked subjects to interpret why an infant was crying. If they had been told the baby was a boy,…

— Deborah Tannen

“My mother said she already knew how I was. She could tell I was like that since I was a baby. She told me…

— José N. Harris

“When I asked my parents how the baby got inside Ma, they both laughed, and then Daddy told me they had made it with…

— Wally Lamb

“Did that really happen?” said Maggie White. She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies. Men looked at her and…

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

I grew up with babies, so babies have never been particularly intimidating to me.

— Carrie Coon

Madame Lefoux acted as midwife. In her scientific way, she was unexpectedly adept at the job. When the infant finally appeared, she held it…

— Gail Carriger

I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that maybe I…

— Kristen Schaal

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"

— Anonymous

LOOK AT THE BABY

— ANTOINETTE