Baby Quote by Gail Carriger

And since we're all adults here, let's be brutally honest-most babies are not actually attractive. In fact, they're weird and freakish looking. A large…

— Joan Rivers

“She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies. Men looked at her and wanted to fill her up with babies…

— Kurt Vonnegut

Quite honestly, a baby covered in blood, still slightly blue, eyes screwed up, in the first few minutes after birth, is not an object…

— Jennifer Worth

I have never understood the appeal of babies, they seem such horrible creatures most of the time!

— Douglas Feaver

Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

— Ralph Wiggum

Alexia had found pregnancy relatively manageable, up to a point. That point having been some three weeks ago, at which juncture her natural reserves…

— Gail Carriger

“Every impression ever made on a person from newborn babyhood onwards will contribute to the shape and texture of the imagination.”

— Lesley Glaister

A sympathetic parent might see the spark of consciousness in a baby's large eyes and eagerly accept the popular claim that babies are wonderful…

— Paul Bloom

An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.

— Queen Victoria

“Then there were those girls who became midwives: girls who could not get enough of the tiniest of babies - girls who would grow…

— Chris Bohjalian

“Babies are such fascinating creatures," said Anne dreamily. "They are what I heard somebody at Redmond call, 'terrific bundles of potentialities.'...”

— L.M. Montgomery

“...women giving birth seemed very often to lose any sense of fear or misgiving...exhibiting an absorption that amounted to indifference-simply because they had no…

— Diana Gabaldon