Quote by Ralph Wiggum Download Open image “I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch.” — Ralph Wiggum ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Whether the Bushes, or whoever they are, they always end up in the end with the money and the ability to really blow away… — Chris Matthews Copy Share Image
I have learned the difference between a cactus and a caucus. On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside. — Mo Udall Copy Share Image
I felt a positive yearning toward one bush this afternoon. There was a match found for me at last. I fell in love with… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
What is the difference between a cactus and a conservative caucus? On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside. — John Diefenbaker Copy Share Image
Personally, I'd rather have pins stuck in my eyes than endure a conversation with John Kerry, but I'd love to hang with Bush. — Andrew Sullivan Copy Share Image
Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you Principal Skinner! — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay, my turn is… — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image