Balls Quote by Zach Galifianakis Download Open image “I call my balls the bush twins.” — Zach Galifianakis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Balls Comedy Funny Humor Twins
[George W. Bush] has balls. And he's a leader. Unfortunately his balls and leadership are in the service of shitty ideas. We need his… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
My real name is Elizabeth, but I had a nanny growing up who called me 'Elizabeanie.' So from 4 months old, my brothers were,… — Beanie Feldstein Copy Share Image
Again, if I was going to call Romney and the Republicans stupid, I'm certainly not going to call the Democrats and President Obama stupid. — Antonio Villaraigosa Copy Share Image
We've had parallel lives. And frankly, I prefer mine to his. I would not like to be George Bush. — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
“When we’re both sated, he covers my belly with the flat of his hand. “I thought I was happy, with there being just the… — Tammy Falkner Copy Share Image
Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When you go to school with farmers' sons called John and Steven it doesn't half toughen you up to be called Lindsay. — Lindsay Hoyle Copy Share Image
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
American society loves to prop people up and then take them down. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Once you pull the trigger, you've got to throw balls aggressively and with conviction. — Alex Smith Copy Share Image
Thinking about the things that happened, I don't know any other ball player would could have done what he (Jackie Robinson) did. To be… — Pee Wee Reese Copy Share Image
Play small ball. Get back to basics. I would say that you need to be a conservative, but you need to maintain your independent… — Andrea Tantaros Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is a different ball of wax. I've been trying to say for I don't know how many months now that the traditional… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Well, you can certainly teach free-throwing. And you can teach the boys to pass at angles and run in curves. - University of Kansas… — Darryl Dawkins Copy Share Image
Maybe bring in sponge balls to learn the technique and gain that experience of actually challenging for a header. — Ryan Mason Copy Share Image
I like René Descartes' theory about a ball of wax. You can change its form from solid to liquid, but it's still the same… — Emmy Rossum Copy Share Image
It wasn't really touching to be young; it was touching not to be young, because you had less of life left. Touching to be… — Rose Macaulay Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Common sense is the guy who tells you that you ought to have had your brakes relined last week before you smashed a front… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image