Grandma Quote by Ralph Wiggum Download Open image “Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.” — Ralph Wiggum ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Forever Box Grandma Grandma Hair Hair Like Sleep Forever
“Grandma was wearing a blond Marilyn Monroe wig, a hot pink tank top, black Pilates pants, and black kitten heels. She looked like the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“When my grandmother touches my hair in my sleep, I feel like a lost child. There is never enough of her to comfort me.” — Elizabeth Rosner Copy Share Image
“And there was this sweet-looking little old lady with her white hair in a bun and everything, the typical grandmother type, and she was… — Vivian Vande Velde Copy Share Image
“She'd permed her hair to within an inch of its life. When she moved her head, the mass of hair followed along behind her… — Jean Thompson Copy Share Image
“Her hair had been going gray as long as he could remember; she bundled it behind in a bun held with hairpins that he… — John Updike Copy Share Image
“Man, Grandma, what big hair you have." "The better to style with, my dear.” — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
“It isn’t Grandma Bernice, honey,” she whispered into my hair. “Bodies are like houses, and that’s just an old house Grandma Bernice used to… — C.C. Payne Copy Share Image
Seriously, my grandma's like the oldest lady on ShipRocked every year. My grandma's crazy. — Maria Brink Copy Share Image
“My grandmother had no time for old, no matter how her face crinkled or her days folded like an apron around her middle.” — April Michelle Bratten Copy Share Image
"Grandmother" doesn't mean that you have gray hair and you retire and stay home cooking cakes for your grandchildren. — Carine Roitfeld Copy Share Image
I am extremely close to my grandma. Growing up, she would always do my hair; she was always the one who would make me… — Laurie Hernandez Copy Share Image
Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you Principal Skinner! — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay, my turn is… — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Now you," Grandma barks at him. "Yes, you, the invisible truck driver," she added, giving me a wicked grin. "Go stand next to Rose… — Donna Freitas Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
My family's still loves my music. Every time they hear me on the radio they call my phone - my grandma even called me:… — Young Chop Copy Share Image
I just love all the music. My grandma was a church organist for 40 years, and she got me into jazz music and great… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
I have these lacy shirts that look kind of like my grandma's curtains that I wear. — Borns Copy Share Image
I am really fortunate to have parents who supported my plan to become an actress when I was a little kid. And then there… — Keiko Agena Copy Share Image
“When she smiles, the lines in her face become epic narratives that trace the stories of generations that no book can replace.” — Curtis Tyrone Jones Copy Share Image
Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip… — Hal Boyle Copy Share Image
“That man is such a damn turd monkey." "Grandma!" I said. "Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
I didn't agree with everything she was trying to get me to do and teach me, but once I got old enough, I understood… — Young Dolph Copy Share Image
