Dog Quote by Ralph Wiggum Download Open image “Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the vent.” — Ralph Wiggum ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dog
We were empty nesters, our last-born child having departed for Duke. Meredith decided we needed a dog to fill the vacuum. She heard about… — Tom Brokaw Copy Share Image
“My idea of vacuuming is borrowing someone's dog for the day and having them eat all the crap off the floor.” — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“She changed the locks on my condo... packed all my stuff up and threatened to throw it out… And she's holding my dog hostage.” — Debbie Mason Copy Share Image
“Another pet catastrophe: Mrs. Schreuder accidentally vacuumed up her canary while she was cleaning its cage.” — Hendrik Groen Copy Share Image
“I’ve never seen her laugh like this before. It’s a sight to behold, a wonder, like the Eiffel Tower or the World’s Largest Prairie… — Tim Tharp Copy Share Image
“There was a hickey on the side of my neck the size of a quarter. I looked like I had argued with a Hoover… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Sucking in air, Heather said, “Fluffy—Mrs. Allen’s ferocious dog—chased me all the way down Pine Street trying to tear me to shreds with his… — Chelsea Fine Copy Share Image
Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you Principal Skinner! — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay, my turn is… — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
I don't like being away from home. That's one reason why I don't work as much as I used to [when I started my… — Jane Powell Copy Share Image
I'm 38 and I'm single, and I'm having my most intense and gratifying relationship with a dog. But we all learn about love in… — Caroline Knapp Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.” — Oscar Auliq-Ice Copy Share Image
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear. — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with… — Dan Mathews Copy Share Image
A shoe dog is somebody that really loves shoes, and that was me. I was a runner... that became important to me, and it's… — Phil Knight Copy Share Image
“I rub the ears of my dog, my stupid goddam ruddy great dog that I never wanted but who hung around anyway and who… — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
The sound man, immune as to a sacrifice of straw dogs, faces the passing human generations. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
