Quote by Ralph Wiggum Download Open image “The blue stuff under the sink tastes funny.” — Ralph Wiggum ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I've never turned blue in someone else's bathroom. I consider that the height of bad manners. — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
“Still, we permit the appearance of our meats, sauces, fruits, and vdgetables to dominate our tongues until it is difficult to divide a twist… — William H. Gass Copy Share Image
“Perceptions are always profound, associations deceiving. No watermelon tastes red. Apropos: while waiting for a bus once, I saw open down the arm of… — William H. Gass Copy Share Image
We walked on the beach, fed blue corn ships to the seagulls, and munched on blue jelly beans, blue saltwater taffy and all the… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
At the end of a dinner at my house, my kitchen sink is filled with dishes and there's nothing pretty about the garbage. — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
“Today I noticed a slim bar of soap lodged deep in the throat of the sink. My fingers can’t reach that far down the… — Eula Biss Copy Share Image
Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you Principal Skinner! — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay, my turn is… — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
