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“Never taste or consume food that looks or smells contaminated or even slightly questionable. If the food item or drink has foam on top,…

— Susan Burnetter

If you can't eat it, drink it, smoke it, or snort it... then f*ck it!

— Neil Gaiman

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The Doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

— Anonymous

If it has a shelf life longer than you, don't eat it.

— Kris Carr

If it doesn't taste good it doesn't go on the menu

— Heston Blumenthal

If it tastes good, spit it out!

— Jack LaLanne

“I don't like it when the inside parts of you don't match up with what the brain part of you thinks. If there were…

— Charise Mericle Harper

Focus on eating real, whole, natural foods. As I love to say, if you can pick it, pluck it, milk it, or shoot it,…

— Suzanne Somers

It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.

— Tom Sizemore

If it grows, eat it. If it doesn't grow, don't eat it.

— Louise Hay

I've eaten a lot of strange things. I've eaten something called a razor clam. They just call it that because it likes like the…

— Chris Bosh

There's a taste in my mouth and it's no taste at all.

— David Bowie