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“A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush.”

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Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)

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Penis goes in , sperms cums out.

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Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers

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She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

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I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets.

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I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it.

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Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.

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In case of emergency , Break Dance!

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Oxymoron: She's Smart.

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Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.

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I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.

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At the end of night, before you close your eyes, be content with what you've done and be proud of who you are.

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Sit down, hold your back up, close your eyes and think about nothing' - that's not on the table for me.

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“With a quiet pause, he let his hand come to rest just below the triangle of blond curls that concealed her most tender flesh.…

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“Imagine, Bishop, that you have a beloved cat, but that your cat is not with you. If you close your eyes and further imagine…

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