Carpet Quote by Jim Norton Download Open image “No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.” — Jim Norton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Carpet Funny Humor Ifs Periods Ruined
I have periods now, like normal girls; I too am among the knowing, I too can sit out volleyball games and go to the… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Periods. We all get periods. Once a month, yeah. That's what the theory is — Lily Allen Copy Share Image
Menstruation is a natural phenomenon and it is neither dirty, nor a taboo. — Manushi Chhillar Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure if men had periods we would have figured out a way to stop them by now without doing any damage. — Leah Williamson Copy Share Image
We tend to do period stuff because it helps make it one step removed from boring everyday reality. — Ethan Coen Copy Share Image
Dear Men, If we have to have periods every month, you guys should be kicked in the balls once a month. Sincerely, Women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had periods when I was out of work, and I still do - I just don't worry about them as much any more. — Shelley Conn Copy Share Image
New carpet will exude poisonous formaldehyde for up to two years after it'd been laid. I know the feeling. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I wanted to do a talk show that reminded me of the old school ones I loved as a kid, without all the fake… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's surreal to be hanging out on Ozzy's patio with him talking politics. It's so funny when people doubt that he's with it because… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
With 'Mouthful of Shame,' all of my fans or the majority of them said it's the best thing you've ever done and that meant… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week. As far… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Comedians want honest discussion because it affects us. We make our living talking, so anything around language affects us greatly. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I don't really resent being on the red carpet as much as I do having to deal with the paparazzi. — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
The Kennedys have always represented a certain royal quality, Camelot, and they represent a great deal of integrity and strength and perseverance; faith in… — Christian Slater Copy Share Image
To be honest, I don't love the getting-ready-for-red-carpet thing. I like when it's done, the final product, but the actual doing of all that… — Amber Stevens Copy Share Image
'Mulk' is a film that needed to be made. We can no longer sweep the isolation of the Indian Muslim under the carpet. — Anubhav Sinha Copy Share Image
I'd had episodes before, but I swept them under the carpet. This time, I couldn't do that because everyone knew. I got on with… — Margot Kidder Copy Share Image
“The world is for you and for the ones who roll out the carpet, even if it's tattered. They're scattered all over. And if… — Salma Abdelnour Copy Share Image
Without my relatives, I am but a thread; together, we form a colorful and elaborate Persian carpet. — Firoozeh Dumas Copy Share Image
There are some people, who place enormous value on their home and feel that it defines them, that a stain on the carpet is… — J. G. Ballard Copy Share Image
There's always - somehow a red carpet everywhere. And I think that, you know, it's a fantasyland out here, you know. It's beautiful. It's… — Debra Messing Copy Share Image
I'm not the sort of person who poses in their underwear. I hate the red carpet. I prefer the green grass. After the games… — Manuel Neuer Copy Share Image
I watched a film with a very famous, great, great actor, I won't mention his name because everyone loves his memory, but I thought,… — Anthony Hopkins Copy Share Image
Like it or not, people tend to buy paintings to match their drapes, couch or carpet. I know you want them to be so… — Jack White Copy Share Image
