Skirts Quote by Taihera

“Coughs and sneezes spread diseases!”

— Daisy Wooton

Girl: sneezes * boy ; are you sick ? girl : no its your bullshit

— Darcy Juice

“A sneeze can never be to far away”

— Benny Bellamacina

Even if I sneeze, it would make headlines.

— Rakhi Sawant

“Foxbrush sneezed again. He couldn't help himself. It's not something a fellow likes to do when a stunningly beautiful woman is leaning toward him…

— Anne Elisabeth Stengl

“Almost sneezing is like almost having an orgasm. Sure it tickles getting there, but if you don't get the release you were hoping for…

— Karyn Bosnak

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.

— Bob Dylan

I love a sneeze.

— Declan Donnelly

You're lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.

— Anonymous

“Your thighs are apple trees. Your knees are the southern breeze.”

— William Carlos Williams

Sneezing absorbs all the functions of the soul just as much as the [sexual] act, but we do not draw from it the same…

— Blaise Pascal

Once, when a British Prime Minister sneezed, men half a world away would blow their noses. Now when a British Prime Minister sneezes nobody…

— Bernard Levin