Chairman Quote by Ebbe Skovdahl

Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

— Navjot Singh Sidhu

I have a theory of statistics: if you can double them or halve them and they still work, they are really good statistics.

— Anonymous

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment.

— Jean Baudrillard

While statistics are interesting, they're all in the past.

— Vince Lombardi

Statistics are like bikinis-they show a lot but not everything.

— Lou Piniella

Statistics is the art of lying by means of figures.

— Wilhelm Stekel

Statistics may be defined as "a body of methods for making wise decisions in the face of uncertainty.

— W. Allen Wallis

Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

— Aaron Levenstein

I try not to look too much into statistics. I think that can kind of skew or throw you off from what you are…

— Justin Herbert

Some people hate the very name of statistics, but I find them full of beauty and interest. Whenever they are not brutalized, but delicately…

— Francis Galton

I only use statistics to reinforce what I already think, or if it's something unusual.

— Dean Smith

Statistics is a science which ought to be honourable, the basis of many most important sciences; but it is not to be carried on…

— Thomas Carlyle