Able Quote by Wanda Sykes

Male writers don't want to be judged in the room. They want to be able to scarf an entire bag of potato chips while…

— Nell Scovell

I have a theory that women don't fart, they hold it in until it comes out as drama.

— John Vercetti

Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that!

— Nikhil Saluja

Because so many rooms are run by men they're just used to women being the "that" - to be adored and dreamed about.

— Jill Soloway

I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room.

— Tina Fey

Men really disgust me if they don't have a nice smile, nice lips and nice teeth...They have too many disgusting habits - like scratching…

— Jennifer Lopez

It's like being a stand-up comedian is what leads to being a talk-show host. That life is not cut out for a woman, being…

— Chelsea Handler

Any man can fart in a closed room and say that he commands the wind

— Scott Lynch

Some women want the strong silent type, so they can tell him to shut up and rearrange the furniture.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Everyone should experience the pure joy of leaving a fart in someone's office at least once in their lifetime.

— Nikhil Saluja

There are too many people writing about whether they just farted or not.

— Mick Hucknall

I think it's so rude when I fart in public and not a single person is polite enough to tell me, God bless you.

— Nikhil Saluja