Fart Quote by Nikhil Saluja

I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room.

— Tina Fey

If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised.

— Dana Gould

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and dont let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

That awkward moment when you fart in front of someone you don't know and they hear it.

— Anonymous

I don't fart. I whisper in my panties.

— Anonymous

In real life people fart, in the movies, people don't. Why not? Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say all kinds…

— Mel Brooks

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.”

— Bhawna Kak

I have never farted in front of a guy I fancied before - I was so embarrassed!.

— Rebecca Loos

That Awkward Moment when your fart out loud in public

— InFinity

Farting is natures way of telling someone to fuck off but in a nicer way.

— Nikhil Saluja