I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers,… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian so I'm not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don't have to wait for… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Writers get to stay with the piece. They don't just turn the script in and somebody else takes it over and goes… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
The government shouldn't be involved in this because it's very simple. If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
