Ability Quote by Wanda Sykes

I've been a comedian for a long time so writing and performing is a big part of what I do. If anybody's doing comedy…

— Colton Dunn

I am a professional comedian, a published novelist, and a general wit for hire.

— Dominic Holland

If you can't write your own material, you have very little chance of making it as a comedian.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I feel that I'm a stand-up comedian more than anything else, that's my job.

— Lee Mack

I was a standup comedian, which is kind of like writing and directing yourself.

— Paul Feig

I'm not a comedy writer, I'm a comedian, so I only write stuff that I would want to say.

— Anthony Jeselnik

I have always been a comedian - that has always been my job and it is what I want to do for a long…

— Iain Stirling

I don't have a lot of recreation time. I've always been under the assumption that if you're selling tickets you need to work. The…

— Larry the Cable Guy

Oh yeah, I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays.

— Michael Gambon

If you're a comedian, you can only really write jokes for about an hour a day, so you've got a lot of time to…

— Alex Horne

If I want to be a real comedian, I can't let you dictate my material, so I started creating more new material.

— Charlie Murphy

I'm a Sit Down Stand Up Comedian, whatever the hell that is. Maybe a writer with a short attention span and one broken crayon.

— Rock Cowles