These CEOs, man ... If you're that ruthless, you're a scary dude. I tell you, now when I walk past a little… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
The president is on national TV apologizing for getting oral sex. Why didn't he just stick with his lie? You got to… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
What gets me is when celebrities aren't allowed to have an opinion on anything political. There's the whole 'Shut up and sing'… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is much better… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
The government shouldn't be involved in this because it's very simple. If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
