You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I'm like, I… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
As a comedian I don't think they look at me as a sexual person but I can see where with actors it… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I think the most difficult thing about coming out is just getting to that place where you're comfortable with who you are… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
People say, 'Well don't you regret not having kids?' And I go, 'No, not really.' And then if they keep asking, I… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
That's what they want: two women. Fellas, I think that's a bit lofty. Because, come on, think about it - if you… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I love my family but my family - they're the type of people that never let you forget anything you ever did...… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
The government shouldn't be involved in this because it's very simple. If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
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