“Can somebody tell me why it is that trips to Home Depot are like potato chips, you can never have just one?” — Aaron Blaylock Copy Share Image
It's so cold I saw an Amish guy walking out of The Home Depot with a space heater. — Bakerbuddy Copy Share Image
When I'm bored on my day off I like to call in sick to places I don't work for.. Today I'm getting… — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
Tools on deck, Home Depot nigga. Well if life is a bitch then mines a gold digger. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
I walk into a Home Depot and it's like everything in there needs assembly. I start hyperventilating. I need the inhaler. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
To operate a company of the size of Sears Holdings or Wal-Mart or Target or Home Depot or Lowes, you need a… — Edward Lampert Copy Share Image
“I had this vision of the two of us holding hands or getting into some light petting behind shower curtains or up… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I always tell people that if this gets unhappy for me again, I will quit and go work at Home Depot to… — Everlast Copy Share Image
We could be the biggest pantyhose seller in America, but we don't want to weaken the link in shoppers' minds between Home… — Bernard Marcus Copy Share Image
I want to see gay couples stuck with their significant other at Home Depot with that far away look in their eye,… — David Alan Grier Copy Share Image
Let's say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax… — David Wong Copy Share Image
There's a huge impact on national security and intelligence. The new normal is going to be more and more of these hacks,… — Valerie Plame Copy Share Image
I actually do think you're seeing this trend towards organizations just caring more about their brand and engaging. And so I think… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
“Now I was also trying to understand how someone could end such intense desire without leaving a trace. If you had really… — Susan Orlean Copy Share Image
Our alliance with AARP provides valuable insights into the critical 50- plus consumer segment. For more than two decades, The Home Depot… — Robert Nardelli Copy Share Image
I love HGTV. I love working on my house and have really been bit by the 'luxury remodeling' bug. 'Million Dollar Rooms,'… — Laz Alonso Copy Share Image
“The [commercial] strip is marketed with the come-on of comfort (the Comfort Inn) and with the promise of a home on the… — Howard Mansfield Copy Share Image
“The first involves streamlining operations and introducing cost innovations from manufacturing to distribution. Can the product’s or service’s raw materials be replaced… — W. Chan Kim Copy Share Image
“Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax… — David Wong Copy Share Image
I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
To operate a company of the size of Sears Holdings or Wal-Mart or Target or Home Depot or Lowe's, you need a… — Edward Lampert Copy Share Image
Some guy workin' at Home Depot, he wants to f-k just as many women as a celebrity. But he can't do it,… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
“I can't remember the last time I crapped in somebody's sink, but I think it may be why I'm not allowed in… — John Cheese Copy Share Image
Home Depot knows 'the more they help, the more they sell'-oh by the way, for the 'bottom liners' who disagree-it's also vice-versa. — Jeffrey Gitomer Copy Share Image
I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it. — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
You have to take the time to live in a place to collect all the pieces, develop a vision. You can't just… — Shahid Khan Copy Share Image
I don't think of Home Depot as romantic, but I do think the Christmas wonderland they put up during the holidays is… — Betty Who Copy Share Image
I was at Home Depot with my dad looking for paint when I got the call to open for Taylor Swift. That… — Charlie Worsham Copy Share Image
When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer its art and music but when I do it I'm creepy and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Another trip to Home Depot and Canadian Tire. I always get such a kick from the look on guys faces when you… — Cara Copy Share Image
One of the things which make any company successful, in particular the Home Depot, was that we understood and catered to the… — Bernard Marcus Copy Share Image
We're the largest home improvement company today, and we did $30 billion last year, or less than 10 percent of the total… — Arthur Blank Copy Share Image
A blowtorch is a wonderful thing. You can get one of those for about 25 bucks at Home Depot. And there's a… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
After finishing art school I was applying to stores like Home Depot and Walmart. You know, places where you have to take… — Marcel Dzama Copy Share Image
I got a part-time job as a cashier at Home Depot in North Miami Beach on April 1, 1985. I didn't expect… — Ann-Marie Campbell Copy Share Image
It's funny to be discovered by a lot of people who didn't know you before. People always used to say, 'Do you… — Terry O'Quinn Copy Share Image
I was working at Home Depot just to pay the bills, and the only audition I could get was Baywatch. The day… — Seann William Scott Copy Share Image
![“The [commercial] strip is marketed with the come-on of comfort (the Comfort Inn) and with the promise of a home on the road, a home where nobody knows your name and they're glad to see you as long as you can pay. The strip lives in the contradiction of the name Home Depot—domesticity on a…” quote by Howard Mansfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/6ce/howard-mansfield-57797_architecture_the-commercial-strip-is-marketed-with-th_835423.jpg)
