Crush Quote by Susan Juby

“Fucking Hallmark never wrote anything for how I felt then. When Metallica and the rest of the metal community pitched in to pay for…

— Susan Juby

“People never like to talk about their slower relatives. I got a cousin, twice removed, got webs between his toes, ain't said one word…

— Susan Juby

“I don’t care about this stuff. I’m not even sure I’m a girl. I’m an eye in the sky. I am detached. I’m an…

— Susan Juby

“It’s not a good idea to let on about extreme happy feelings. People get ideas.”

— Susan Juby

“I think MacGregor might be a genius. Anyone so oblivious to the horror of the human world must be.”

— Susan Juby

“Sherman: You are the worst. Rick: You taught me everything I know.”

— Susan Juby

“It’s funny how you can be all alone and in danger and then a minute later feel totally safe, like you’ve never been lonely…

— Susan Juby

“The situation was a mess. It's way easier when you have someone to blame. We want a victim and a villain and a simple…

— Susan Juby

“When we reached the lobby outside the office, moving like a pair of power walkers--no running in the halls of Green Pastures because there…

— Susan Juby

“I knew he’d get left behind when the Rapture came due to his swearing and probably also for having long hair and tight pants.”

— Susan Juby

“I haven’t been that happy since I became conscious for the first time, you know, when I became aware of myself and got so…

— Susan Juby

“This bastard was in a self-help program? For what? Square-jawed, cleft-chin sufferers? Handsome Bastards Anonymous?”

— Susan Juby