“...like the twig furniture she made, thinking it was going to make us rich, only she's shit with a hammer and nails and the stuff ended up being deadly. You were practically begging for a colonoscopy if you sat on… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“My mom made the trays out of kits she bought at Michaels. She's crackled the shit out of them so they look like they're covered in diseased rhino skins.” — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“Fucking Hallmark never wrote anything for how I felt then. When Metallica and the rest of the metal community pitched in to pay for… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“People never like to talk about their slower relatives. I got a cousin, twice removed, got webs between his toes, ain't said one word… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“I don’t care about this stuff. I’m not even sure I’m a girl. I’m an eye in the sky. I am detached. I’m an… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“It’s not a good idea to let on about extreme happy feelings. People get ideas.” — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“I think MacGregor might be a genius. Anyone so oblivious to the horror of the human world must be.” — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“It’s funny how you can be all alone and in danger and then a minute later feel totally safe, like you’ve never been lonely… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“The situation was a mess. It's way easier when you have someone to blame. We want a victim and a villain and a simple… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“When we reached the lobby outside the office, moving like a pair of power walkers--no running in the halls of Green Pastures because there… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“I knew he’d get left behind when the Rapture came due to his swearing and probably also for having long hair and tight pants.” — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“I haven’t been that happy since I became conscious for the first time, you know, when I became aware of myself and got so… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“This bastard was in a self-help program? For what? Square-jawed, cleft-chin sufferers? Handsome Bastards Anonymous?” — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
