Crackle Quote by Susan Juby

“You can have a lot of fun with rhinos”

— Wilkie Martin

“What's chivalrous about saying you've seen a rhinoceros?”

— Eugene Ionesco

“If they do anything to me, just skin them alive, sweetheart," I said. "I'll do more than that-- I'll make them eat their own…

— Sergei Lukyanenko

“Skin care must be good enough to eat!”

— Joanna Runciman

“My mother always told me not to pick my nose, so I’m going let the plastic surgeon decide what my new nose will look…

— Jarod Kintz

“If anyone offers me a cone, I'll break his nose.”

— T.M. Goeglein

“Tupperware? I don’t know. That’s what my mom did.” “Well, my mom had to bring bigger containers for food when the family ate outdoors.…

— Maisey Yates

“This is my emergency kit. It contained a roll of duct tape, a spare pair of pants, an envelope with two hundred dollars, two…

— David Wong

“They’d like the world to think they’re hot snot on a gold platter. But really, they’re just cold boogers on a paper plate.”

— Mary Kay Andrews

“Do rhinoceroses cough?”

— Eugène Ionesco

“At least you've brought gifts. What's in the basket?" She rummaged through the contents. "A few sweetmeats and lozenges. Packets of raisins. But mostly…

— Tessa Dare

“I did an about-face and veered into the sandwich shop. What I ordered is none of your business, but it was really good.”

— Sue Grafton