Comedy Quote by Wilkie Martin Download Open image ““You can have a lot of fun with rhinos”” — Wilkie Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Cotswolds Crime Fantasy Fun Rhinos Having fun Homor Rhinos Werewolf
“You do not go for a rhine-stone when you can go for the rhino.” — Anyaele Sam Chiyson Copy Share Image
“I would have chosen any other than this for my prison. A rhinoceros is as ugly as a human being, and it too is… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
“No matter what is doing the creating, I have to say that the giraffe and the rhinoceros are ridiculous.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic… — Ashley Purdy Copy Share Image
“You took me for a date at the zoo, said my love left something to prove, so I did all I knew to do,… — J.L. Bryan Copy Share Image
“Life blew in gusts from the hole in the side of the elephant with a rank smell and a comic flatulence.” — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“I should need to be a herd of elephants, I thought, and a wilderness of spiders, desperately referring to the animals that are reputed… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“Rhinoceros The Leader The Future is in Eggs or It Takes all Sorts to Make a World” — Eugène Ionesco Copy Share Image
“Love may be on the horizon, but beware something wicked this way comes.” — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“I heard you’d gone into a monastery.’ Tony nodded. ‘I did, only I didn’t stay long. I couldn’t be doing with all the praying… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“I’ve never understood how using a high-powered rifle to kill an unsuspecting animal from a safe distance makes some feel courageous and manly. People… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“They forgot to feed them for a few days and, when they remembered, both lions lay limp in their cage, as if dead. A… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“I ought to warn you, dear, he can get rather wild when he’s hungry” — Wilkie martin Copy Share Image
“The story goes that the vicar looked up to see them bounding towards him down the aisle. "Oh Lord," he prayed in his terror.… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“Suit yourself,’ she said. ‘Just beware the pit of doom. They do say it’s bottomless.’ ‘What?’ ‘Oh sorry, dear. Did I say the pit… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“Now walk this way.’ He turned towards the door. If I’d tried to walk that way I’d have done myself a mischief, so I… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“I’d learned from Hobbes that feelings, or instincts, came from the subconscious and should not be ignored since they were often more reliable than… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“I admit to being unsure about him to start with, and took steps to keep the wolf from the door when some of his… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want people to laugh at me. That's why I have to give all that I can, and at least produce something that… — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
