Attention Quote by Ashley Purdy

Unicorns ARE real, they're just fat and grey, and we call them rhinos.

— Anonymous

A rhinoceros is as ugly as a human being, and it too is going to die, but at least it never thinks that it…

— Peter S. Beagle

Unicorns are real! Just most of them are big, fat, and gray, also like to be called rhinos

— No Idea

We have all this Paleolithic art that suggests that our ancestors really venerated animals and that they depended on wild animals to survive -…

— Elizabeth Kolbert

It is one thing to describe an interview with a gorgon or a griffin, a creature who does not exist. It is another thing…

— Anonymous

“If your unicorn shifts disconcertingly between a goat, a horse, a rhinoceros, a marine mammal from the North Atlantic, assorted Tibetan ungulates and a…

— Chris Lavers

The only way to save a rhinoceros is to save the environment in which it lives, because there's a mutual dependency between it and…

— David Attenborough

You can't save the rhinos and you can't preserve a culture. I'm very pessimistic. Once it's gone, it's over.

— Paul Theroux

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

— Anonymous

The rhinoceros stood ... about five hundred yards away ... not a twentieth-century animal at all, but an odd, grim straggler from the Stone Age.

— Winston Churchill

We're not very dangerous animals; we don't have a horn like a rhino or quills like a porcupine.

— Helen Fisher

It's the one species I wouldn't mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth. I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of…

— Alan Bennett