Animals Quote by Anonymous

“What's chivalrous about saying you've seen a rhinoceros?”

— Eugene Ionesco

A rhinoceros is as ugly as a human being, and it too is going to die, but at least it never thinks that it…

— Peter S. Beagle

Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic…

— Ashley Purdy

“A Glimpse of Eternal Snows celebrates Nepali wildlife: a smooth grey boulder lifts its head to become a rhinoceros; a langur look-out hysterically grunts…

— Jane Wilson-Howarth

The rhinoceros stood ... about five hundred yards away ... not a twentieth-century animal at all, but an odd, grim straggler from the Stone Age.

— Winston Churchill

“You can have a lot of fun with rhinos”

— Wilkie Martin

“No one in the world needs a Rhino horn but a Rhino.”

— Paul Oxton

“Do rhinoceroses cough?”

— Eugène Ionesco

“If, for example, you and I were anteaters, rather than two people sitting in the corner of a bar, I might feel more comfortable…

— António Lobo Antunes

“What a strange creature man is! He does not believe in God, but he does believe that if the bridge of is nose itches…

— Nikolai Gogol

Three things I have longed to see ... The sea serpent, a white rhinoceros, and an unselfish man.

— Myrtle Reed

If you have birds, or if you're a herpetologist and raise reptiles - you look in those eyes, and there is nothing there that's…

— Stephen R. Bissette