“Love may be on the horizon, but beware something wicked this way comes.” — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“I heard you’d gone into a monastery.’ Tony nodded. ‘I did, only I didn’t stay long. I couldn’t be doing with all the praying… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“I’ve never understood how using a high-powered rifle to kill an unsuspecting animal from a safe distance makes some feel courageous and manly. People… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“They forgot to feed them for a few days and, when they remembered, both lions lay limp in their cage, as if dead. A juggler and a clown went in to check - the clown had nicked himself shaving and was bleeding. Anyway, to cut a long story short, the lions weren't dead: they'd merely been sleeping and woke to… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share
“I ought to warn you, dear, he can get rather wild when he’s hungry” — Wilkie martin Copy Share Image
“The story goes that the vicar looked up to see them bounding towards him down the aisle. "Oh Lord," he prayed in his terror.… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“Suit yourself,’ she said. ‘Just beware the pit of doom. They do say it’s bottomless.’ ‘What?’ ‘Oh sorry, dear. Did I say the pit… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“Now walk this way.’ He turned towards the door. If I’d tried to walk that way I’d have done myself a mischief, so I… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“I’d learned from Hobbes that feelings, or instincts, came from the subconscious and should not be ignored since they were often more reliable than… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
