“I admit to being unsure about him to start with, and took steps to keep the wolf from the door when some of his behaviour struck me as barking mad. He’d scratch himself in public and wolf down his meals… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“Love may be on the horizon, but beware something wicked this way comes.” — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“I heard you’d gone into a monastery.’ Tony nodded. ‘I did, only I didn’t stay long. I couldn’t be doing with all the praying… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“I’ve never understood how using a high-powered rifle to kill an unsuspecting animal from a safe distance makes some feel courageous and manly. People… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“They forgot to feed them for a few days and, when they remembered, both lions lay limp in their cage, as if dead. A juggler and a clown went in to check - the clown had nicked himself shaving and was bleeding. Anyway, to cut a long story short, the lions weren't dead: they'd merely been sleeping and woke to… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share
“I ought to warn you, dear, he can get rather wild when he’s hungry” — Wilkie martin Copy Share Image
“The story goes that the vicar looked up to see them bounding towards him down the aisle. "Oh Lord," he prayed in his terror.… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“Suit yourself,’ she said. ‘Just beware the pit of doom. They do say it’s bottomless.’ ‘What?’ ‘Oh sorry, dear. Did I say the pit… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“Now walk this way.’ He turned towards the door. If I’d tried to walk that way I’d have done myself a mischief, so I… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“I’d learned from Hobbes that feelings, or instincts, came from the subconscious and should not be ignored since they were often more reliable than… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image