“I had this vision of the two of us holding hands or getting into some light petting behind shower curtains or up… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“My mom made the trays out of kits she bought at Michaels. She's crackled the shit out of them so they look… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“I debated whether to tell them I had long since abandoned my writing career and moved into radishes and fraud, but decided… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“It's been a pretty tough day," he said. "No sense making it worse with a salad.” — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“This bastard was in a self-help program? For what? Square-jawed, cleft-chin sufferers? Handsome Bastards Anonymous?” — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“...like the twig furniture she made, thinking it was going to make us rich, only she's shit with a hammer and nails… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“When I write my book I'm going to tell people that if they happen to forget their wide-mouth jar, they should pee… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“Earl had let Bertie off the porch for some fresh grass and I didn't want Dr. Eustace to see her. She still… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“Fucking Hallmark never wrote anything for how I felt then. When Metallica and the rest of the metal community pitched in to… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“People never like to talk about their slower relatives. I got a cousin, twice removed, got webs between his toes, ain't said… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“The old man kept going about how he could never keep her home, how she loved to roam. He said she should… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“Good luck with that," I said. Because seriously. The fuck? Strawberry social? Did I somehow move onto the set of the remake… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“Fucking Hallmark never wrote anything for how I felt then. When Metallica and the rest of the metal community pitched in to pay for… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“People never like to talk about their slower relatives. I got a cousin, twice removed, got webs between his toes, ain't said one word… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“I don’t care about this stuff. I’m not even sure I’m a girl. I’m an eye in the sky. I am detached. I’m an… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“It’s not a good idea to let on about extreme happy feelings. People get ideas.” — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“I think MacGregor might be a genius. Anyone so oblivious to the horror of the human world must be.” — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“It’s funny how you can be all alone and in danger and then a minute later feel totally safe, like you’ve never been lonely… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“The situation was a mess. It's way easier when you have someone to blame. We want a victim and a villain and a simple… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“When we reached the lobby outside the office, moving like a pair of power walkers--no running in the halls of Green Pastures because there… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“I knew he’d get left behind when the Rapture came due to his swearing and probably also for having long hair and tight pants.” — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“I haven’t been that happy since I became conscious for the first time, you know, when I became aware of myself and got so… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“This bastard was in a self-help program? For what? Square-jawed, cleft-chin sufferers? Handsome Bastards Anonymous?” — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
