When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I just want to make a tray of good tofu. If people want something else, they should go to the restaurants and… — Yasujiro Ozu Copy Share Image
I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart-see, they bark at me. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
World barista champions use the AeroPress to make coffee on the folding tray tables of airplanes. — Tim Ferriss Copy Share Image
Im like a waiter and you something like a hater with trays in both hands, place an order I can cater. — Drake Copy Share Image
I have never owned a share of stock in my life, and the only time I've double dipped into anything is at… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Sunshine of late afternoon-- On the glass tray a glass pitcher, the tumbler turned down, by which a key is lying--And the… — William Carlos Williams Copy Share Image
I have seen something of this world," she said over the trays, "and there are but two sorts of women in it--… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
The fans may be surprised to know that during my freshman year at Oglethorpe, I waited on tables and never made an… — Luke Appling Copy Share Image
The nurse knocked softly on the door of the examining room and wheeled in a shiny silver tray displaying neatly arranged instruments… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
I still, at hotel rooms, I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
Not like I need an excuse to enjoy a Moscow mule, but this tray and six-mug set, handmade in Mexico with hammered… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
There was a loud cough from the man on the stand. I replaced My Magic Mirror carefully on his tray, gave him… — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
I kinda expected to turn the bottle and see a recipe. "So that's how you make ice cubes. Apparently you just freeze… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Womens, they ain't like men. A woman ain't gone beat you with a stick. Miss Hilly wouldn't pull no pistol on me.… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
One of the shining moments of my day is that when, having returned a little weary from an afternoon walk, I exchange… — George Gissing Copy Share Image
I have a little office in my house and it is an absolute pigsty but I know exactly where everything is and… — Tom Hiddleston Copy Share Image
Planning a wedding is hell. Things are said. Doors are slammed. Quarrels about the most inconsequential things--yellow tablecloths or white? hors d'oeuvres… — Caitlin Flanagan Copy Share Image
[Jules] slides into a seat beside me with her hot lunch tray, sighing. “Four hours, thirty-six minutes, and twelve seconds till we’re… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Why are they doing that?” his mother said, frowning at her grandsons. The boys were sorting the casserole into piles on their… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Uriah drops his tray next to me. It is loaded with beef stew and chocolate cake. I stare at the cake pile.… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
You aren't a bit romantic, are you?" he asked, amused. She sat back and stared at him. She was beginning to think… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
Using iPads as cameras, for example, is like taking pictures with a cafeteria tray. — Brian Williams Copy Share Image
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I don't want you to think that I'm up late reading a stack of Spider-Man comics and eating a tray of lemon… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
“My mom made the trays out of kits she bought at Michaels. She's crackled the shit out of them so they look… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
Sometimes there's nothing but Sundays for weeks on end. Why can't they move Sunday to the middle of the week so you… — Russell Hoban Copy Share Image
Blake took a small roll from the tray on the table, then put it back in favor of a larger one. And… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
When I was a little kid, my mother and I used to watch the Golden Globes and I would dress up and… — Lea Michele Copy Share Image
Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
Reagan didn't socialize with the press. He spent his evenings with Nancy, watching TV with dinner trays. But he knew that to… — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
I swear, guys in groups are capable of the stupidest things." "Like war," Kellan says, heaping napkins and ketchup packets onto her… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
On the green banks of Shannon, when Sheelah was nigh, No blithe Irish lad was so happy as I, No harp like… — Thomas Campbell Copy Share Image
On the delivery plate of the Nutri-Matic Drink Synthesizer was a small tray, on which say three bone china cups and saucers,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
On my first day in jail, a three hundred pound man named Porterhouse hit me in the back of the head with… — James Frey Copy Share Image