pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
On my first day in jail, a three hundred pound man named Porterhouse hit me in the back of the head with… — James Frey Copy Share Image
He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
You see the button with the guy with the tray, and you push it, and he arrives with a sandwich! And you… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Blake took a small roll from the tray on the table, then put it back in favor of a larger one. And… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Time rushes towards us with its hospital tray of infinitely varied narcotics, even while it is preparing us for its inevitably fatal… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
Alberto Alessi had asked a dozen architects to design a sterling silver tea service - with a teapot, a coffee pot, sugar,… — Michael Graves Copy Share Image
The fans may be surprised to know that during my freshman year at Oglethorpe, I waited on tables and never made an… — Luke Appling Copy Share Image
I have never owned a share of stock in my life, and the only time I've double dipped into anything is at… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
I don't want you to think that I'm up late reading a stack of Spider-Man comics and eating a tray of lemon… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
With people in corsets you need, an hour and a half in you have to give somebody something, you have to have… — Kenneth Branagh Copy Share Image
Raw pain alarms. us. It reminds us that life isn't as orderly as we'd hoped. We demand that pain settle down before… — Philip Gulley Copy Share Image
World barista champions use the AeroPress to make coffee on the folding tray tables of airplanes. — Tim Ferriss Copy Share Image
So my husband is a health nut. He's a plastic surgeon, and over the years, he's explained to me exactly how important… — Dayna Devon Copy Share Image
Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the shining moments of my day is that when, having returned a little weary from an afternoon walk, I exchange… — George Gissing Copy Share Image
Not like I need an excuse to enjoy a Moscow mule, but this tray and six-mug set, handmade in Mexico with hammered… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
On the green banks of Shannon, when Sheelah was nigh, No blithe Irish lad was so happy as I, No harp like… — Thomas Campbell Copy Share Image
When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Why is she convinced Ambrose is out to get her" Leif asked "Ambrose?" Yelena raised a slender eyebrow. She carried a tray… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
There was a loud cough from the man on the stand. I replaced My Magic Mirror carefully on his tray, gave him… — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
democracy ... is not something that occurs overnight. It is not a gift delivered on a golden tray. Democracy is a long… — Shirin Ebadi Copy Share Image
Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
Im like a waiter and you something like a hater with trays in both hands, place an order I can cater. — Drake Copy Share Image
