Humor Quote by Maegan Lynn Moores Download Open image ““Okay, guys. Stop it. Are you going to start peeing on me to mark your territory?”” — Maegan Lynn Moores ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Humour Jealousy Men
“Since it seems your marking your territory , why don't you go ahead and pee on her while you're at it ? " ~ Cal” — Nicole Reed Copy Share Image
“I half expected you to whip out your dick and pee on me as you snarled at him and marked your territory.” — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Well, how about this. You're going to have to pee some time. And when you do, I'll be there.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“I don't usually like to stop women staring at my groin, but... you're a bit intense, I'm starting to worry.” — Jane Lovering Copy Share Image
“I felt abruptly as though I’d just been peed on. I didn’t want to be peed on. ***” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Next time you could just pee in a circle around me so that they know you’ve already been there.” — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
“Watch who you fuck with. You are not always in your territory, even if you think you are.” — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
“Well for starters, my mother always taught me never to get into cars with strangers. But I’m also curious as to what name I’ll… — Maegan Lynn Moores Copy Share Image
“I love the way you feel Ella." He says in my mouth "I love the way you taste." He whispers against my breasts and… — Maegan Lynn Moores Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image