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Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from.

— Anonymous

At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.

— Robert Gottlieb

I regret having held in even a single fart for you.

— Anonymous

In real life people fart, in the movies, people don't. Why not? Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say all kinds…

— Mel Brooks

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

— Nikhil Saluja

Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.

— Anonymous

Don't squeeze me... I'll fart.

— Ramandeep Singh

My farts smell like they shit their pants.

— Green Monk

I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I'd do anything for a good poo story.

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge

My opinions are like farts; So hard to hold em in, and when one slips everyones gonna know it and at least one person…

— Anonymous

Few things make me sadder than when someone farts on a plane and I can't escape it...

— Olivia Munn

“Best to leave farts and the past behind you”

— Penny Reid