Funny Quote by Anonymous

In real life people fart, in the movies, people don't. Why not? Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say all kinds…

— Mel Brooks

Never hold your farts in...because if you do, they travel up your spine and thus where shitty ideas come from…

— Author Name

Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink.

— Jim Slattery

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but they think each others stink.

— Simone Elkeles

Farts come from no one and nowhere; they are anonymous emanations that belong to the group as a whole, and even when every person…

— Paul Auster

Opinions are like a**holes, everybody has one.

— Clint Eastwood

I have a theory that women don't fart, they hold it in until it comes out as drama.

— John Vercetti

Everyone should experience the pure joy of leaving a fart in someone's office at least once in their lifetime.

— Nikhil Saluja

There are too many people writing about whether they just farted or not.

— Mick Hucknall

As for opinions, if they're not pleasant they'd better be kept to yourself. I learned that early in life and forget it every day.

— Kate Langley Bosher

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from.

— Anonymous

“These guys fart a lot as well. I'm not saying that girls don't. We just aren't as passionate about them. The smell is sometimes…

— Melina Marchetta