Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Every fart is a silent fart for deaf people.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.”

— Bhawna Kak

I don't fart. I whisper in my panties.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you have to fart. butt ur afraid of how it's going to sound

— Blah

Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people.. *Fart*

— Jugi Steady

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

— Anonymous

I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.

— Chanel Dudley

When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

— Adam Carolla

That awkward moment when your shoe makes a farting noise and everybody looks at you. Then you try to make the sound again but…

— Ta

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

Never hold your farts in...because if you do, they travel up your spine and thus where shitty ideas come from....

— Author Name

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and dont let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut